Failure

or a step closer to success

You know those dramatic scenes in cartoons when something goes terribly wrong and they fall to their knees, yelling at the sky? Well, that’s how the second attempt at oatmeal before bed went. Lemme explain…

I was eating pepperoni and meatball pizza. She was whining because she wanted some garlic bread, and while I really just wanted to feed her oatmeal, …