Reasons to Forget About Baby Fever
1. Cause I said so
Don’t make me tell you again.
Don’t do it.
Don’t touch that.
Put that down.
Not today.
Not tomorrow either.
Maybe next week.
Maybe next year.
Don’t do it again.
It’s not for you.
It’s not yours.
Put it back, please.
Just leave it alone.
Call Daddy and ask him.
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